By tapping "I Accept," you acknowledge that the Dumpster Fire Golf Club (DFGC) is not responsible for any damage to your ego, your handicap, your marriage, or your dignity.

You voluntarily assume all risks including but not limited to: devastating shanks, questionable side bets, unsolicited swing advice, and decisions that seemed brilliant on the 10th tee.

What happens at DFGC stays at DFGC. Unless it's on video.